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What
if I only make it to a few games, can I still
play at the final table? |
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Sure thing, as
long as you finish in the top 2/3rds in
terms of weekly accumuation points over the
regular season. This should be relatively
easy to do based on most peoples' play last
year... |
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Ryan
Foulk gets really angry when he folds before
the flop and then flops the "nuts"!
Will this be tolerated? |
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Yes,
part of the fun will be to see how angry
we can get Ryan. |
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If I only
make it to a few events do I still have to
contribute $10.00 to the final table? |
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Yes, get
over it, you're already finding excuses for
not coming? Please don't give us the old
"my girlfriend may want me home on Thursdays"
you lame-ass, gutless shit. It’s January,
February and March — what else do you have
to do??????? |
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How late
will we be there? |
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We will
only play one official game each scheduled
night. With bonuses being tied to knocking
players out and with Gallo playing rather
than “rangering” we
should finish on time. |
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Is
it true that Beau is always bluffing? |
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Yes. |
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Will we
always play Hold'em or will we mix it up with
other games? |
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Stupid
question...just look at the name of the club.
Does it say the Northville Omaha Club, or
the Northville Old Maid Club — I think
not! As Jay would say, please save any complaining
for golf season. |
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Marty
Gallo is scary, will he be allowed to physically
intimidate people if they play? |
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Yes, verbal,
physical and mental intimidation are all
welcome, he is just better at it than most. |
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I
heard that Joe is a pretty intimidating player,
didn't he come in first place last year? |
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This
is partially correct. You may find it difficult
to call someone who wears a suit jacket with
open-toed sandals, a personalized leather
bracelet from Cedar Point, and an iPod Nano
chock-full of Hootie and the Blowfish "intimidating".
On the other hand, he did come in first;
but let's face it, Randy came in second. |
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Should
we post something about this in the NHGC
newsletter? |
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What is
the first rule of poker club? Never talk
about poker club!! What do you think? |
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I am getting
married this summer. What if I need to pick
out flowers or something on a Thursday? |
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Just say "That's
a great choice honey, you are so smart, I
can't wait to marry you" and then drop
her off at home and you can still make it
by the first flop. |
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Can my
Dad play when he visits? |
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Of course,
but I think there is a local high stakes
bunko tourney scheduled for Thursdays as
well. The strategy and challenge to win at
Bunko may be too attractive for him to pass
it up. |
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I have
a tattoo, can I still play? |
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Although
management looks down on body art in general,
tattoos are acceptable, as long as we can
all laugh at them. Chinese symbols are particularly
welcomed. |
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Is
it true that Wags never bluffs? |
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Seriously,
have you seen his golf game? Do you think
a guy that plays like that could ever bluff? |
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I
see a lot of guys wearing sunglasses on
TV, can I wear them during games? |
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Sure,
the only things you can’t wear are
yellow mock turtlenecks, bright yellow shorts,
Michigan State gear of any style or Ben Sherman
dress pants that are two sizes too small.
Havana Joe wide brimmed hats, Trucker hats
of any sort, shoes with buckles and NY Jet
gear will be allowed, but they are just plain
embarassing. |
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